Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim— Guide und ähnliche Spiele

Ever wanted to date a Phone? Excuse me?! Shame on you! You can lie to me, y'know, but you CAN'T LIE TO GOD. Dialtown is a dating sim where most people have phones for heads. Women have typewriters. Also, dogs have gramophones for heads. Aaaand, cats have keyboards. The list goes on. Yeah, I'm being serious right now. No, put that straitjacket away. The game's a visual novel where you wander around the town of Dialtown, seeking romance, all because you want someone to pay you into a funfair, all so you can find a dank pit in which to lay your eggs. Yeah. There's several dateable protagonists, from Karen, a bored bank-teller typewriter who's extremely dissatisfied with her life and just wants to feel things again, to Randy, who juggles working as an operator for a local phone sex hotline and working as a bird-wrangler for animal-control.Such is the life of Randy. Anyhoo, In this title, you can: Date a Phone. Hunt for Bigfoot. Live in a tent, unsupervised. Regret all of your life choices in a vibrant and wondrous world. Hunt for Bigfoot. So, you gonna buy it? What, you some sort of SPINELESS COWARD?! 'Course you are! After all, I've got a KNIFE in my right hand, so you don't exactly have a choice now, do ya? WALLET. HAND IT OVER. Anyway, enjoy this fun, no cords-attached* phone-based romp. *(Warning, may actually contain cords)